I travel some for work, and therefore I usually eat dinner alone when I’m out and about in the evening.
So here I am again, in Raleigh, having dinner on my own #introvertconfidence, and the conversation in the booth behind me gets interesting. I may need to start eating with earplugs in so I’m not tempted to burst out in unsolicited laughter.
Waiter: What can I get you for dinner?
Female Customer: Does the shrimp have skin on it?
Waiter: What? ( I hear the waiter’s voice in my Cousin Brian’s tone…LOL)
Waiter: Do you mean the tail?
Female Customer: No.
Waiter: Do you mean the vein?
Female Customer: No. The thing that’s attached to the shrimp at the end.
Waiter: I think you mean the tail.
Female Customer: Yes. That must be it.
Waiter: The jumbo shrimp has the tail still attached, but you can remove it before eating it.
Female Customer: Well what’s the difference in the regular shrimp versus the jumbo shrimp?
Waiter: Um…..the jumbo shrimp is bigger than the regular shrimp, and has the tail still attached.
Female Customer: If order that can it be easily separated from the rest of the vegetables?
Female Customer: Which do you prefer? I prefer the jumbo shrimp, but if you don’t want to remove the tail then “You” should go with the regular.
Female Customer: Does it come with a salad?
Female Customer: Can I get the dressing on the side? #nosurprise
#meseriouslylaughingduringallthis #whenharrymetsally #poordate #runitgetsworse
Peace & Shrimp Tails